This post has no pictures, because it took place in the dark and well, you'll see why.
Jonah and Dave were in bed and I was on the computer. The computer room has a window that looks out on the chicken coop, which is across the yard, too far to see in the dark. I was typing away and suddenly heard one of the chickens clucking loudly, clearly in distress. bockbockbockbock baGOCK! baGOCK!!
Oh no! Raccoons! Bad cats! Neighbor dogs!!
I ran to the room where our dogs were sleeping, opened the door, and for the first time ever told them to run over to the chickens. Zoe ran straight to the fence and started jumping, not her usual behavior. I peered out and saw nothing, and then because
I am a bit chicken myself, ran to our room and told Dave, "Something's happening with the chickens!"
We both put on shoes and threw on sweatshirts. I got to the coop first. Dave luckily knew where the flashlight was living, and came out just a minute after me. And what did we find?
One of the Buffs had gotten herself wedged between the fencing and the lattice. She was completely stuck and scared and furious, and I'd made things that much worse by sending the dogs out to bother her. I tried to lift the fencing off of her from the outside, but it didn't work. Dave went in and moved it. She was still scolding and wouldn't budge, so he picked her up and plopped her back into the pen. Now she flapped and squawked and still refused to go anywhere. By now, the other chickens were starting to get a little agitated, and I suddenly wondered if something could be in the coop with them - did we have another dead chicken?
I put the dogs inside, and Dave opened the side door. As the door opened, one of the Reds fell out on the ground. What?! But in a second she got up, angry and flapping and clucking. She had been sleeping against the door, and when it opened, she lost her balance and plopped onto the ground (cushioned by hay). Luckily Dave caught her before she went anywhere - chasing a chicken through our backyard in the dark would have been a nightmare!
Turns out that by the time we opened the door, the Buff who'd been stuck had gotten herself into the coop in a pile with her chicken friends. Nobody was hurt, but everybody was a bit ruffled and offended by the whole ordeal.
So that was our excitement tonight. Big fat hen wedged in plastic-coated wire fencing, too scared to do anything but yell. I don't know how or why she got herself there. My guess is that she was checking out some tasty grass seed on the other side of the lattice, went too far, and didn't know how to get back.
I think it's time to get the real fence finished out there!